14: Haterade
The Joy of Hate
By DANTE GAGELONIA DISCUSSED: Making hate work for you One of the things I’ve learned to do well in the last two years is hate. There’s an odd sense of calming purity to it, if it’s managed efficiently and enjoyed fully. The challenge, of course, is figuring out how to do that without killing yourself [...]
To Phil Younghusband: Stop Being So White!
by DUFFIE HUFANA OSENTAL DISCUSSED: The advantages of Caucasian heritage, Height insecurities, and other NON-RACIST topics To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life. -Cecil Rhodes Okay, I’m really happy for the Azkals. Even if they’re oddly-named and don’t even try to play the kind of football I [...]
Searching for the Perfect Playlist on Hate
By GLENN TUAZON Our search for the perfect “I hate you” song often ends in specious aggression – an encounter with pummeling guitars and no-nonsense “fuck you” attitude. In fact, several emo bands have built entire careers on feeding on an insatiable desire to shout out pain and hatred. This need, however, is strangely unfulfilled even by [...]
The Great Asshole Triumvirate
By NIñA CAYABAN DISCUSSED: Assholes, History, and how apparently New Slang is now your most reliable source for stuff that actually happened In this day and age when the definition of the word “asshole” is that person who cuts in front of you at Starbucks–when you’ve clearly been waiting for-freakin-ever to order a grande java chip frappuccino [...]
The Anger Management Playlist:
Music for Bloody Murder This playlist was supposed to be called, “I bet you want to hit me right now because you’re so angry–I’m not angry, okay!–Tell that to the vein on your forehead!–FUUUU–! I’m not angry, okay!” But it was too long. I bet you want to hit me right now because even this [...]
“Marry Me, P-Noy”
By IRENE CAROLINA A. SARMIENTO DISCUSSED: On marriage and what might be settling (?) President Benigno Aquino III, Kuya Noy, Tito Noynoy, P-Noy, Baby, Honey, However-You-Want-It: Marry me. I’m not just doing this for you, but for the country: Pilipinas, kay ganda. That’s right, Philippines, I’m taking one for the team. Mr. President, I know [...]
“Stop bleeding on my sheets.”
Why I Don’t Want You Back By FUCKFACE McFUCKINGTON DISCUSSED: Talking like civilized adults, The rules you’d have to live by, Knowing your place Okay, I didn’t say I didn’t want you back period, I said the door is open and it’s your call to get your other foot in, but you’d have to prove [...]
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