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I Can Name That Hip Hop Love Affair in 10 Songs

By MIAO OLIVAR Download “I Can Name That Hip Hop Love Affair in 10 Songs” Because I am the product of two baby boomers, a deep appreciation for hip hop did not come naturally to me. As a child I listened exclusively to RJ100.3 on the radio. The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Dave Clark Five, [...]

What The Sound of Music Taught Me About Life

After Watching It Over 90 Times By MELANIE LEE I was an awful five-year-old. I refused to eat vegetables because Captain Veggie was my best imaginary friend and I had to save his veggie folk from human consumption. I broke all my mother’s lipsticks while writing my name in bright crimson red on the walls. [...]

The Illustrated Guide to Douchettes

Because being a douche is not mutually exclusive to penis owners Words by TATIN YANG Illustrated by ALICE SARMIENTO Douchebaggery is the most politically correct among all of the deadly sins.  It doesn’t discriminate whether you are male, female, gay, black, white or any color in between.  It’s not a genetic anomaly, it can be [...]

Douche Vs. Douche: Close Encounters With the Third Kind (Of Douchebag) As Illustrated by My So-Called Life

By CARINA SANTOS Growing up in the 90s will most likely have exposed you to the life and times of Angela Chase, the fiery-haired teen protagonist of cult hit, My So-Called Life. If you are anything like me, you will have lamented the doucheface that is Jordan Catalano, leading to you dubbing your own similar, [...]

Consuming the Class Crowd

Paolo Cruz on the alleged Third World hipster elite, and the possibilities of a hypothetical TV series about the same.

The Illustrated Guide to Douchebags, pt. 2

In this three-part series, New Slang explores the various wastes of humanity that you might come across in your well-intentioned attempts to “socialize” or “get out more often”. Illustrations by CONRAD JAVIER Words by MARLA CABANBAN The Self-Righteous Slacker Appears to be an all around intellectual of some sort. His interests can span video games, [...]

The Gallery of Self-Service

Walking around the Metro, Polaroid One600 in hand, it’s easy to see how Philippine politics has turned into a joke. Too bad, no one’s laughing. xx An (P.S. Click on the Images for larger, captioned versions) __________________________ An Estrada works with the family’s real estate company six, sometimes seven days a week. During her free [...]

The Illustrated Guide to Douchebags, pt. 1

In this three-part series, New Slang explores the various wastes of humanity that you might come across in your well-intentioned attempts to “socialize” or “get out more often”. Illustrations by PETER MUTUC Words by ALICE SARMIENTO THE PINOY GUIDO A Guido version of Jon Gosselin, only this look is usually unironically sported by people who’ve [...]

The Gallery of the Happy

New Slang has this belief that at our happiest, the camera also happens to capture us in our worst facial moments. You recognize the open mouth, the bugged eyes, and your face morphing like a bad acid trip. It’s the look we get when we’re caught shrieking at the sight of our best friends. It’s [...]

Playing the Game

By REGINA BAUTISTA Reg of Cereal Saturdays (“A Weekend on a Weakday”) wanted to draw a comic about the awkward world of dating as a precursor to relationships, until she realized she never really dated. She is, however, awfully familiar with “The Game”, which will be discussed in further pictorial detail in today’s Show and [...]

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