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I am the Drunk and You are the Star

I just want to say that drunk texting is not cool (even lamer than drunk dialing, in fact) and perhaps making this mix will salvage at least some of the dignity that I’ve lost.  Nonetheless, I’ve learned my lesson and that is to make sure that I eat dinner before drinking copious amounts of seemingly harmless cups of rhum coke. –Kathy G

  1. 1. Figurine – 55566688833
    2. Friendly Fires – Lovesick
    3. Todd Rundgren – Can we still be friends?
    4. Gnarls Barkley – Crazy
    5. Elliott Smith – Stupidity Tries
    6. New Order – Regret
    7. Herbert – I Miss You
    8. Sloan – Everything You’ve Done Wrong
    9. Amy Winehouse – Rehab
    10. Feist – Brandy Alexander
    11. The Strokes – hard to explain

I am a prude and geek. The regret that sets in on the morning after a drunken night stems not from waking up naked beside a stranger, but from finding a pathetic drunken text in the Sent Items folder of my phone, usually sent to someone I shouldn’t have be texting in that inebriated state.

I AM-WAS–PROBABLY ALWAYS WILL BE–A DRUNK TEXTER.

Oh shit.

(well-hello-there-awkwardness-the-next-time-i-see-you-person-i-secretly-like-you-now-think-im-a-crazy-alcoholic-weirdo-and-not-the-cool-girl-you-could-fall-in-love-with-sadface).

Drunk Texting: You too can become a fan!

And here is an informative & scientifically researched article about alcohol and memory. A good read!

Here’s a weak article on drunk texting, but the advice may work.

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One Response to “I am the Drunk and You are the Star”

  1. I am a hella drunk texter and drunk dialer.

    Posted by Edward | 02.03.2010, 3:41 pm

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